What to Buy Your Favorite Poker Pro For Christmas
With the Christmas shopping season underway, you might be wondering what to buy your favorite professional poker player for Christmas.
As a public service, Gambling911.com takes this opporuntiy to offer up some suggestions for what to buy some of the top poker pros for Christmas:
ANNIE DUKE--A dartboard with a picture of Joan Rivers on it.
DOYLE "TEXAS DOLLY" BRUNSON--Two dartboards with pictures of Joan Rivers on it.
MIKE "THE MOUTH" MATUSOW--A muzzle.
PHIL "POKER BRAT" HELLMUTH JR.--A spanking.
DANIEL "KID POKER" NEGREANU--A white sheet.
SHAHRAM "SEAN" SHEIKHAN--A restraining order.
THOMAS "AMARILLO SLIM" PRESTON JR.--A jail cell.
BARRY GREENSTEIN--Plastic surgery.
CHRIS MONEYMAKER--A sign saying "Yes, it's my real name."
GREG "FOSSILMAN" RAYMER--A set of Deal-A-Meal cards.
JOE HACHEM--A year's supply of kangaroo sausages.
PHIL "POISON" IVEY--A P.R. agent.
DARVIN MOON--An accountant.
CHRIS "JESUS" FERGUSON--A razor.
JOHNNY "THE ORIENT EXPRESS" CHAN--A DVD of "Rounders."
JENNIFER HARMAN--A photo in Playboy.
PHIL "UNABOMBER" LAAK--A shack in Montana.
CLONIE GOWEN--A storm cellar.
HUMBERTO BRENES--A straitjacket.
LAYNE FLACK--Anything but a copy of Brunson's new book.
JAMIE GOLD--A movie or television credit.
ANTONIO ESFANDIARI--A white rabbit.
HOWARD "THE PROFESSOR" LEDERER--A personality.
Tom Somach
Gambling911.com
