Kanye Odds for Comeback, Aliens, President and Team Owner

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Aug/09/2023

Kanye West is planning a comeback.

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An insider close to West said that the Yeezy designer has groundbreaking plans to shake up the fashion industry.

This comes on the heels of the recent two-part documentary released on Discovery that chronicles the highs and lows of Kayne and Kim Kardashian's marriage.

We set odds for Kanye's next move in 2023, as well as his chances of purchasing a pro sports franchise, being abducted by aliens and becoming president.

The favorite for the first market is "Release an album" with 4/1 odds. Announcing a pregnancy with Bianca Censori has 8/1 odds while being re-instated by Adidas is a longshot at 25/1.

West has 14/1 odds to be the next celeb to buy a sports team, 60/1 odds to be the first celeb abducted by aliens and 250/1 odds to become POTUS (tied with Greg Abbott and Condoleeza Rice).

Kanye in 2023 odds are subject to change.

 

What will Kanye do next in 2023?

Release an album                                              4/1

Split up from Bianca Censori                              5/1

Announce a Vegas residency                             6/1

To change his performance/stage name             6/1

Announce fatherhood                                       8/1

To announce Super Bowl 2024 appearance        10/1

Censori and West to wear matching outfits        12/1

To be re-instated by Adidas                               25/1

To be ambassador for Israel Tourism                  100/1

           

Who will be next celebrity to buy a sports franchise?   

Ryan Reynolds              6/1

Any Kardashian             7/1

Tom Brady                    8/1

Tiger Woods                 9/1

Tom Cruise                   10/1

Ben Affleck                   11/1

Elon Musk                    12/1

Justin Bieber                 12/1

Floyd Mayweather        14/1

Jeff Bezos                     14/1

Kanye West                  14/1

Donald Trump               16/1

Keanu Reeves               16/1

Johnny Depp                 18/1

Miley Cyrus                   25/1

Taylor Swift                  25/1

Dylan Mulvaney                        33/1

Barack Obama              50/1

           

Who will be first person abducted by aliens?   

Donald Trump               20/1

Joe Biden                      22/1

Gigi Hadid                     25/1

Kate Perry                    25/1

Keanu Reeves               25/1

Kim Jong-Un                 25/1

Miley Cyrus                   25/1

Taylor Swift                  25/1

Tiger Woods                 25/1

Xi Jinping                      25/1

Dwayne Johnson           33/1

Jeff Bezos                     33/1

Oprah Winfrey              33/1

Ron DeSantis                33/1

Elon Musk                    40/1

Mark Zuckerberg           40/1

Robert Downey Jr         40/1

Tom Cruise                   40/1

A. Ocasio-Cortez           50/1

Dylan Mulvaney                        50/1

Jeff Goldblum               50/1

Justin Bieber                 50/1

Marjorie Taylor Green   50/1

Richard Branson            50/1

Sam Bankman-Fried      50/1

Kanye West                  60/1

Megan Thee Stallion     69/1

Baby Gronk                   100/1

Barack Obama              100/1

Ben Afleck                    100/1

Bill Clinton                    100/1

Clay Travis                    100/1

David Duchovny            100/1

Demi Lovato                 100/1

Drake                           100/1

Floyd Mayweather        100/1

Gillian Anderson           100/1

Harry & Meghan           100/1

Justin Trudeau              100/1

Lana Rohades               100/1

LeBron James                100/1

Mia Khalifa                   100/1

Mia Malkova                 100/1

Michelle Obama            100/1

Mike Tyson                   100/1

Neil deGrasse Tyson      100/1

Nick Jonas                     100/1

Riley Reid                     100/1

Sigourney Weaver         100/1

Tim Cook                      100/1

Tyson Fury                    100/1

Vitalik Buterin               100/1

Amber Heard                150/1

Johnny Depp                 150/1

Satoshi Nakamoto         150/1

JLo                               200/1

Elvis Presley                250/1

 

 

Parity abounds in the NFL, which is why it is one of the greatest (if not the greatest) sports in the world.

 

Every year, we see a team who finished last place in its division rise to the top of the standings the following year. Unlike college football, there is a ton of turnover in regards to teams that qualify for the playoffs.

 

So, which teams will surprise in 2023?

 

We’ve created a cool market with odds for the "Most Improved Team" during the regular season. The market is measured by the difference in each team's winning percentage from 2022 to 2023.

 

Chicago is a heavy favorite with half the odds of the second team on the list (Denver). South division teams (Texans, Colts, Saints) make up the rest of the Top 5. You can find the full list below.

 

Also on this page, there are odds for the teams with the best/worst records, the last undefeated/winless teams, teams with most points against/for as well as the chances of any team going 17-0 (Yes has 16/1 odds) or 0-17.

 

Team performance odds are subject to change and will be updated in real-time on this page: https://www.betonline.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/nfl-regular-season/team-performance

 

Most Improved Team              

Chicago Bears                           2/1

Denver Broncos                        4/1

Houston Texans                        7/1

Indianapolis Colts                      8/1

New Orleans Saints                   9/1

New York Jets                           11/1

Cleveland Browns                     14/1

Atlanta Falcons                         18/1

Los Angeles Rams                      18/1

Jacksonville Jaguars                   22/1

Carolina Panthers                      33/1

Detroit Lions                             33/1

Arizona Cardinals                      40/1

Baltimore Ravens                      40/1

Las Vegas Raiders                      40/1

Seattle Seahawks                      40/1

Green Bay Packers                    66/1

Miami Dolphins                         66/1

Pittsburgh Steelers                    66/1

Tennessee Titans                      80/1

Washington Commanders         80/1

Cincinnati Bengals                     100/1

Los Angeles Chargers                100/1

New England Patriots                100/1

New York Giants                       100/1

Buffalo Bills                              150/1

Dallas Cowboys                         150/1

Kansas City Chiefs                     150/1

San Francisco 49ers                   150/1

Tampa Bay Buccaneers              150/1

Minnesota Vikings                     250/1

Philadelphia Eagles                   250/1

 

 

BetOnline’s buffet of football odds is at an all-time high. Super Bowl, Conference, Division, Awards, Total Wins, Exact Wins, Playoff Chances, Last Team to Lose, Last Team to Win, Player Stats and much more.

 

Today, we’ve opened every team’s elimination stage for the upcoming season. Each team has exactly six possible outcomes: missing the playoffs, losing in the Wild Card Round, Losing in the Divisional Round, Losing in the Conference Championship Game, Losing in the Super Bowl and Winning the Super Bowl.

 

These odds are fluid and subject to change. Here’s the direct link for real-time lines: https://www.betonline.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/nfl-playoff-specials/stage-of-elimination.

 

Exact Season Outcome For Every NFL Team

Arizona Cardinals

To Miss the Playoffs

1/18

(-1800)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

9/1

(+900)

To Lose in Divisional Round

30/1

(+3000)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

66/1

(+6600)

To Lose in Super Bowl

120/1

(+12000)

To Win Super Bowl

150/1

(+15000)

Atlanta Falcons

To Miss the Playoffs

2/3

(-150)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

5/2

(+250)

To Lose in Divisional Round

13/2

(+650)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

18/1

(+1800)

To Lose in Super Bowl

50/1

(+5000)

To Win Super Bowl

66/1

(+6600)

Baltimore Ravens

To Miss the Playoffs

7/5

(+140)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

3/1

(+300)

To Lose in Divisional Round

4/1

(+400)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

10/1

(+1000)

To Lose in Super Bowl

12/1

(+1200)

To Win Super Bowl

16/1

(+1600)

Buffalo Bills

To Miss the Playoffs

2/1

(+200)

To Lose in Divisional Round

7/2

(+350)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

7/2

(+350)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

13/2

(+650)

To Lose in Super Bowl

9/1

(+900)

To Win Super Bowl

10/1

(+1000)

Carolina Panthers

To Miss the Playoffs

1/2

(-200)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

19/5

(+380)

To Lose in Divisional Round

15/2

(+750)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

25/1

(+2500)

To Lose in Super Bowl

66/1

(+6600)

To Win Super Bowl

80/1

(+8000)

Chicago Bears

To Miss the Playoffs

1/2

(-200)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

3/1

(+300)

To Lose in Divisional Round

8/1

(+800)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

25/1

(+2500)

To Lose in Super Bowl

40/1

(+4000)

To Win Super Bowl

66/1

(+6600)

Cincinnati Bengals

To Miss the Playoffs

9/4

(+225)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

11/4

(+275)

To Lose in Divisional Round

7/2

(+350)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

6/1

(+600)

To Win Super Bowl

10/1

(+1000)

To Lose in Super Bowl

12/1

(+1200)

Cleveland Browns

To Miss the Playoffs

20/23

(-115)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

13/5

(+260)

To Lose in Divisional Round

5/1

(+500)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

16/1

(+1600)

To Lose in Super Bowl

28/1

(+2800)

To Win Super Bowl

33/1

(+3300)

Dallas Cowboys

To Miss the Playoffs

8/5

(+160)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

16/5

(+320)

To Lose in Divisional Round

7/2

(+350)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

27/4

(+675)

To Lose in Super Bowl

14/1

(+1400)

To Win Super Bowl

16/1

(+1600)

Denver Broncos

To Miss the Playoffs

1/2

(-200)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

15/4

(+375)

To Lose in Divisional Round

8/1

(+800)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

18/1

(+1800)

To Lose in Super Bowl

20/1

(+2000)

To Win Super Bowl

55/1

(+5500)

Detroit Lions

To Miss the Playoffs

7/5

(+140)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

11/4

(+275)

To Lose in Divisional Round

4/1

(+400)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

7/1

(+700)

To Lose in Super Bowl

17/1

(+1700)

To Win Super Bowl

25/1

(+2500)

Green Bay Packers

To Miss the Playoffs

1/2

(-200)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

18/5

(+360)

To Lose in Divisional Round

7/1

(+700)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

18/1

(+1800)

To Lose in Super Bowl

45/1

(+4500)

To Win Super Bowl

50/1

(+5000)

Houston Texans

To Miss the Playoffs

2/13

(-650)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

11/2

(+550)

To Lose in Divisional Round

20/1

(+2000)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

66/1

(+6600)

To Lose in Super Bowl

80/1

(+8000)

To Win Super Bowl

100/1

(+10000)

Indianapolis Colts

To Miss the Playoffs

1/5

 (-500)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

11/2

(+550)

To Lose in Divisional Round

12/1

(+1200)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

50/1

(+5000)

To Lose in Super Bowl

80/1

(+8000)

To Win Super Bowl

100/1

(+10000)

Jacksonville Jaguars

To Miss the Playoffs

8/5

(+160)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

9/4

(+225)

To Lose in Divisional Round

13/4

(+325)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

9/1

(+900)

To Lose in Super Bowl

20/1

(+2000)

To Win Super Bowl

25/1

(+2500)

Kansas City Chiefs

To Miss the Playoffs

7/2

(+350)

To Lose in Divisional Round

15/4

(+375)

To Lose in Wildcard Round

15/4

(+375)

To Lose in Conference Championship Game

9/2

(+450)

To Lose in Super Bowl

6/1

(+600)

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